A couple of years ago she complained on Twitter about her TV show getting renewed for another season:

And yet, annoyingly, they still run a little narrow.

It’s spelled “FeralPizza”, but it’s pronounced “Throatwobbler Mangrove”.

Let’s just jam as many insufferable people as we can into this, huh?

I was in complete agreement with everything you wrote, but you lost me with your disgusting taste in book covers. The only true Star Wars book is the one that recognizes Lobot as one of the main protagonists.

For many years Alice Cooper would make an annual appearance at this little haunted house in rural Michigan. I went a couple of times and tried to get autographs but he was always mobbed, even though he stayed for hours signing autographs.

The thing is that Goop, unlike those other two charlatans, isn’t aiming at the most vulnerable. It’s targeted at wealthy people who are just dumb enough to believe that their money and privilege entitles them to “better” healthcare, quality of life, etc. There’s no medical evidence that any of the shit they sell…

I don’t care how many Jokers say that phrase; I will always hear it in George Constanza’s voice.

Hopefully the movie ends with Jared Leto’s joker directly addressing the camera and ordering all true Snyder devotees to stick their genitals in the microwave.

You by-the-book, pencil pushing hospital administrators have no respect for this eccentric medical genius!

Who Cancels the Cancellers?

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend made this exact same joke, in a better way, 5 years ago:

Is this the one that features a Trump cameo where Spidey blasts him with webbing and sticks him outside the 40th floor of the Manhattan District Attorney’s office?

For the life of me I’ve never understood why network execs continue to think that creepy CGI knockoffs of beloved animated properties are worth commissioning.

Richard Karn popped up on a Hallmark Christmas movie a few months ago. If he managed to convince some casting agent that he’s capable of portraying some ruthless multimillionaire real estate developer, then all the more power to him.

It’s alright if you recast me
It’s alright if you don’t
I’m not afraid of you firing me Al Jean
I get the feeling you won’t

They turned into Patty and Selma Bouvier so gradually I hardly even noticed!

The guy is 67 and has a full head of mostly-dark hair. He could walk around with a Kenny Powers-style cornrow mullet and still look better than most of his male contemporaries.

While it’s okay to be sad about this, it’s important to remember that both members of Daft Punk still love you very much, and that you’ll always be their number one guy.