“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Really? Then maybe some Republicans will actually read it since it’s in their preferred format.

wonder where he learned it

They have this new feature on Deadspin which allows you to scroll down and not have to click every article if you are not satisfied with the topic. You should check it out.

Milk Steak?

Who?

I’m glad it’s the lesser of two evils.

Not sure. I’m struggling with that too.

I know you’re joking, but they’re probably applauding him for keeping this shit up. I live in NC and saw a McCrory campaign commercial tonight where he basically triple-downed on HB2, calling the controversy over it “political correctness” and that the law was “common sense.” I’m going to derive great pleasure filling…

Depends. What was your completion percentage?

You should be fucking embarrassed. Chips and no dip?

You fucking monster.

Thanks for stepping away from the gridiron for a few seconds to enlighten us, oh wise football sage. You fucking clown.

Is this where I post my fantasy team? The other page didn’t work, and it sounded like Deadspin really wanted to know about my fantasy team.

Emojis for some, miniature American flags for others!

I’ve never seen a fan base that had a MVP quality player and disliked him so much. He pretty much single handedly carried the team last year and Panthers fans were waiting for something to happen so they could jump on him. I live in NC so believe me I know. Big Ben has 2 rape charges Steelers fans love him, Mike Vick…

I honestly do not understand how anyone wouldn’t love Cam. I’m biased but ffs, he’s an adorable human who loves kids, gives back to the community, is unabashedly joyful and also is entertaining as hell to watch play. What am I missing.