These fans are LaBatt-shit crazy

I am from NC as well ergo I am quite familiar with people fucking chickens.

Man with all of this fear of different sexual orientaions I wonder what the NC GOP lawmakers are going to say about McCrory fucking this chicken.

During the national anthem I was lying naked on my couch trying to eat corn chips off my chest without using my hands. I hope I didn’t offend anybody.

Whatever you say, Mr. McCrory!

You should meet my cousin Dale from Gastonia. You guys would get along great. His double-wide is tastefully furnished.

Its because he’s black

Top 8 reasons white, middle-aged Panthers fans don’t like Cam Newton:

Quiznos still exists?

Yes. She was. Her last 50m was faster than RYAN LOCHTE’S in that race.

Yes there are. The idea that a city has to build every facility from the ground up is totally assanine. The idea that the games has to be consolidated into one place is assanine. There are facilities ready to go across the US that can host the games adequately with no need for new construction. Same with many other…

“Brexit? I had Brexit this morning. I had surreal and toast. And then I had a Sam ham witch for lurch”

The Charlotte Bobcats (Hornets) don’t make a rare playoff appearance in 2009 and easily select Stephen Curry to stay home and play for Jordan on his dad’s old team.

Was the milk actually refreshing after driving 500 miles in the heat? I feel like it would be an anchorman type situation

I the milk actually refreshing after driving 500 miles in the heat? I would think it would be an anchorman type situation