This, my friends, is masterful scary story telling!

I wonder if you can even write off a kickstarter donation, even if it is to a recognized non-profit.

Here’s hoping that karma does come around. I don’t know though, the other depressing part of all this is that it seems like men have no problem actually getting a girlfriend once they decide it’s what they want. It’s all so maddening. Thanks for your words tonight though. I appreciate it.

My old best friend was a cokehead, so I’ve seen what you mean. I get it.

Nah, I agree with Marillenbaum. The guy’s just insecure and controlling and wanted to bring her down to his level by insulting her.

I don’t think drugs were involved either way, but I guess you never know.

I had that exact conversation with a friend recently. There are more women in than men here and I really think there’s some truth to that. Especially because I also think it’s way more likely to meet amazing women than amazing men here at that.

He definitely wants to find all the answers.

Definitely.

I don’t know if I’m tired enough to believe that last one was real or if my expectations of basic human decency is just that low.

But you can be black and albino. Is this a thing people really say? Please tell me you’re exaggerating.

I’m sorry I’m going to need an elaboration on the last one because wat.

Did....did the last line actually, really happen

This is just beautiful!

Apt comparison now more than ever considering they both expressed explicit desires to fuck either a daughter or daughter-like relative. Total twinsies!

Good Grief, man, that was amazing! +100 stars for you!

Quite a few. And not just wifes and girlfriends. One of the train scenes have a group of women who are there by themselves.

Haha, not just me then. Sorry, but I’m relieved. You can probably speak on the relative frequency of dick pics to vulva shots better than I can since I do everything possible to hide from guys on dating sites, but maybe it’s a ratio thing that makes dick pics get the focus? Not that the ratio helps you any when you…

Where is her belly button, tho?

On it.