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I didn’t even realize it was them until they started talking,

Ok, I admit it. When they revealed swoll Bill and Viking Ted I laughed out loud.

I do. But I do try to relate to the masses.

So it’s faithful to the book?

I haven’t been sexed in more than a year and I can say without a doubt that I miss sucking dick. Like, a lot.

I’m a woman and I enjoy it too. My boyfriend says I must have a G Spot in the back of my throat, it’s a joke of course but sometimes I wonder....... ;).

Maybe don’t accuse other women of faking it just because their sexuality is expressed differently to yours? (i.e. I have totally gone to town on a sex toy that was attached to a girl I liked).

Why do you think that is? I’m a gay man and I genuinely do enjoy performing oral.

I personally don’t get it, but I’ve heard of gay men who get a lot out of it and so I have to assume that some women feel the same.

this is pretty much 100% going to kill LGBTQ blogs as well since we all know that even discussing ‘I am queer’ is considered ‘adult’.

Is there something wrong with asking a woman for wine and cheese? In sincerity, excuse my ignorance if I’m missing something, because I’m all for toxic masculinity dying a quick painful death, but that seems like its not something that is necessarily wrong? 

Horizon Zero Dawn (I'm always late to the party). I'm only 6 hours in, and I can't ever remember how to switch my weapons, but I am so in love with this game

Once spent an incredibly awkward extended family thanksgiving with my aunt’s new boyfriend. He did a *lot* of weird shit in front of my pretty conservative relatives, but the one that sticks out was when my great-aunt was telling a story about some jam she had bought. ‘I wanted to get raspberry, but instead they gave

Two things you might need to do. If you’ve explored, you might have seen there’s a bunch of roots blocking your way. You’ve dealt with that before.

Keep at it :D 

Do you mean folks like Susan Sarandon who wanted Trump to win because they thought it would create a progressive revolution in the long term, damn the consequences to people in the short term? Yes, they are to blame. I really blame liberals who sat home because they thought Clinton was just as bad/Trump wouldn’t be as

In femdom, queening is when a domme sits on a sub’s face. Sometimes there are certain degrading elements added in, like criticisms or threats, or being so bored that you file your nails as he works away, just to indicate your indifference. I guess British dommes call that something else?

Unfortunately, it won’t. At least not in the immediate future. The wheels of justice turn very slowly. There will be delay upon delay, court hearing after court hearing and extension upon extension, written discovery disputes, dispositive motions, motions to compel, etc. Nothing will happen quickly unless the case is

I love how the ferocious mountain lion tucks its paws in when sleeping just like my 13lb ball of fluff. My head wants to explode from the cuteness. Also, when there is an awesome couch to be napped on, you nap on it.