It's definitely easy to see the type of stuff he posts: gnarly tampon posts, gnarly vaginas, sex is nasty and gross etc.

Which is amazing, considering the amount of eye-poppingly gnarly shit he posts.

Mark is the perma-prude. You get used to it.

Right?!?!?! You just made me feel way better about constantly thinking about watching it again.

That seems like a recipe for DISASTER

This could be the most ridiculous thing I've posted on Jezebel, but in the spirit of supporting hot loving sex I will try: Have you tried being unavailable, yet simultaneously really sexy, for an extended period of time? For a lot of the hetero guys I know, there's this part of them that really enjoys the…

I think men perceive the app that way, but from everything I've heard, read, and discussed – women perceive Tinder as a dating app. Otherwise, that would make Tinder the only virtual space where there are a plethora of attractive women willing to have casual sex. It's not the straight version of Grindr, because that…

He needs to eat you out till you come multiple times, then he sticks it in.

"It's in no way a deal breaker for me." — But what IS a deal breaker is that you two don't feel comfortable talking openly about it. In my experience, if you can't talk about 'bedroom' i.e. sexy-time subjects, it often means that other aspects of the relationship cannot be talked about either. Open communication in a…

"What exactly is your point?"

I wouldn't. Although I totally blame her for fucking and marrying him. I mean, we all have people we regret, but this guy? Nope.

This would be wonderful. Wonderful.

Somewhere on the Internet some white MRA guy is reading this and the only thing he is taking away from it is "Man, how does a racist piece of shit like that manage to talk a woman into having sex with him bu a Nice Guy(tm) like me keeps getting shot down?". I guarantee it.

Seriously. It's like a ham somehow became sentient and someone gave it a gun and a badge.

And through some divine comedy, the soul of Michael Brown is reincarnated in the body of said baby to be.

Dammit— You may be a bit to highbrow for me.

Shrewish middle aged nag here who may trade out for food on a nice table every day for the rest of my life in a quiet tropical location. Are you negotiating?

Good god man, let your wife suck your dick.

Damn, if I sucked dick everyday my wife would probably leave me.

Gives new meaning to the meme "We've got a bad ass over here."