I don't think ladies were Playgirl's primary demographic.

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If the place doesn't serve food, then a baby being present is inappropriate. I've seen babies in several different Brooklyn bars that were strictly bars, no food. That's odd.

Because all children scream at the top of their lungs and all parents ignore bad behaviour. It must be awful being you, doing nothing but whining incessantly about things that aren't actually happening.

Lol. I don't come into your daycare with a bottle of Bulleit and a grudge, please don't ruin my vices by dragging a baby to my watering hole.

I have three kids and I totally agree. There is NO GODDAMN reason to bring your kid to a bar. I am not talking about a restaurant that serves alcohol (duh).

Maybe he has an issue with poorly behaved children and their permissive parents. If you know your child is has trouble adjusting to an unfamiliar, noisy, crowded place, perhaps s/he should stay at home with a nanny.

I think when you closely examine the facts, you'll see that it's your sense of entitlement over your stupid baby that is ruining things.

You can always hear it. Parents might think that their baby is being well behaved when it only lets out one piercing scream every few minutes, but it is not. It is hurting my ears.

I'm thinking something different than "a restaurant that serves alcohol" when I say "bar". A bar is a place where food might incidentally be served but is probably limited to peanuts and people are there to drink. No. If the person (ie. baby) in question isn't old enough to drink, they shouldn't be there.

Because babies suck, and there are plenty of places to take stupid, sucky babies that aren't adult spaces where adults can be safe from babies.

Yes. Yes, it does. Or hire a sitter. Try to get that through your head. No one cares about your stupid baby until it starts intruding on adult spaces.

"Boozy times with music and friends" should not include "junior," is the point. SITTERS, HOW DO THEY WERK?

No, going to a bar with a baby means you're a self-absorbed idiot. The "no changes or sacrifices" thing is incidental to that.

Or you can get a sitter or stay home with your spawn and quit forcing everyone around you to have to endure your child.

I go to a bar to drink & drown my sorrows about why I'm still single and non-spawned at my age (THANKS SOCIETY!) A baby at a bar just makes it worse.

Honestly, I don't even understand why someone would WANT to do this. I don't even want to take my toddler to family restaurants half the time much less a damn bar or brunch spot. Unless you have a zen baby it's not like you are going to have a chance to enjoy your food anyway.

I don't know, I've been at restaurants that serve alcohol at 5:00 pm with people with babies and it was not a big deal. My feeling is: if I can't hear it, smell it, or accidentally step on it, it's not a problem. Why the vehement anti-baby angst? (And I'm generally fairly anti-baby myself.)

No. No babies in bars. Ever. Any circumstances.

When to Take Your Baby to a Bar: Never. Jesus fuck, people, don't have babies if you think you can just carry on your adult life without making any changes or sacrifices.