Cam boys have always been a thing and they'll do a lot more than just work out for you.

Some lady I met at a party once was telling me that you can get young naked men to come clean your house for free while you degrade them if you're in the right "circle." Which I am not, apparently. I asked her if you have to degrade them and she said yes.

Married men need mistress-beards? I guess if all the other billionaires have mistresses you have to keep up appearances?

The thing is though that for some women, it isn't EVERY 28 days, and I'm not talking about the cycle. What I mean is that for some fucking reason beyond me, my period isn't *that* bad, and I'm all "meh". Other times, I feel like there are Keebler Elves living inside my uterus with a knife repeatedly stabbing me from…

I need some dating advice!

Prior to Kinja, I headed the trollpatrol team for Jezebel, as many people here know. We dealt with rape gifs, violent pornography, racism, and harassment regularly, but there was a system in place with which to have it reported and dealt with. Banning didn't usually result in the same person immediately making a new…

So what does "orally bisexual" actually mean? Like they'll go down on dudes and ladies but everything else is limited to just either dudes or ladies? And why did they throw that little tidbit in there?

Vibrating Teenage Face

The guy that looks like he's spent a little time in bars obvs.

Naturally, Im siding with Kiefer on this one...

And also who do you want on your team in a bar fight?

I've spent time with Kiefer for work and he's very nice for a serious alcoholic. So serious, he has a minder to keep him out of trouble. He's also very talented. He does show up for work ready to do his job, but I am sure coping with his debilitation is built into the schedule. Freddie's father died from substance…

A company that wants a believable spokesperson.

"Booze so good it will make you fight a Christmas tree!"

Have you seen that there's a commercial where he's schilling liquor?! Who the fuck hires a known alcoholic to advertise their booze.

I kind of wish Kiefer would have gone the "I'm not even sure who that is..." route. That is my favorite celebrity bitch move.

Kiefer Sutherland is a drunk, so I'm not surprised he is unprofessional. What a shock.

The pulling out method relies on perfect use and self control, both of which are not things I would trust over-excited teenagers to display at the crucial moment. For a more experienced couple who have been tested for STDs, sure.

Oh my god. One of my best friends hasn't been on birth control in a year and she only uses the pull out method. We were at lunch with 3 of her friends and got on the subject of birth control and she said, "HELLO! Hasn't anyone ever heard of pulling out!?" AND TWO OF THEM AGREED WITH HER. I never in my life thought I…