Except for last summer when he dragged them to a final while Higuain and Aguero took a month-long nap...

Let’s make fun of illiterates ... Retards next?

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One of my favourite sketches is the Hello M’Lady one. The youtube comment section of that video is full of male tears falling from fedora’d heads

The most underrated part of this is the girl in the north face at the end pulling a classic drunk-girl-swoops-in-at-the-end-to-talk-shit-to-everyone-in-defense-of-her-man

i'm having a hard time understanding what i'm seeing here, why aren't these policemen killing anyone?

No no kid, if you want to impersonate Steven Gerrard this season, you've got to stamp on someone's leg!

It's a real shame – and unusual – to see Gerrard fall on his face like this.

Kisses the badge upon his chest,

Yeah my W-2

If you see the cops, warn a brother.

Why, because you are from the streets?

Roger Bennett is doing rather well for himself these days.

Clearly you don't understand that the be all and end all of European football is winning the FA Cup :D

Why are Man U fans insufferable idiots?

True, though when I watched this in real time I could read Di Maria's lips and he called the ref a "puta" pretty clearly. Maybe that had something to do with it.

Listen, he just mastered pants. August should be enough time for him to figure out how to work a shirt.

Catanzaro: [Negotiates Log Grip]
Catanzaro: [Handles Salmon Ladder]
Catanzaro: [Scales Warped Wall]
Color Guy: Catanzaro is killing it so far. KILLING it!
Play-By-Play Guy: But here's where it gets tricky.
Catanzaro: [Jumps over Slow and Low]
Catanzaro: [Dodges Hawaiian Punch]
Catanzaro: [Finishes Chicken Fingers With Deadly…

Do you always stand for fascism, or just on Tuesdays?

You'd think, after all these years, the Fab Five could at least call a timeout on this grudge.