The real kicker is, as with any OSU tattoo or degree, this came with a free case of Hep C.

Here's a quick Q Jolie: what's the best way to remove a stuck on greasy spot on a nonstick pan? Don't want to scrub the crap out of it because of scratching/teflon brain. Thanks!

And earned all Ds

Oh hey why the sour attitude there guy? Maybe because you're sucking on vinegar trash chips so fucking much?

Salt & Vinegar chips are an atrocity and should be banned. Anyone who votes Salt & Vinegar is a fucking monster.

he's locked in my basement

Clawrence Tail-fur

I remember when this comment section used to have creative, witty jokes and now it's overrun by adults reveling asinine grade school joke formulas. Whither comment_faerie?

Times have really changed at The Price Is Right. It used to only be Barker's Beauties who had to endure a humiliating slam to the backside in order to get onscreen.

As one would only expect, this large group of francophones threw down their arms at the first sign of conflict.

what's that

I feel like raising the specter of false rape accusations on a post like this is such bad faith hand waving that you can only be a piece of garbage troll. Go fuck yourself.

No your a bad analogy.

Billy I'm pretty sure Deadspin Soccer Style Guidelines Rule 7.2: Forced Britishisms requires you to call those "crisps."

I went to the Air and Space Museum on Sunday: think I can fly a plane?

He should fit right in in Baltimore, where almost everyone over 40 has grandchildren.

when a player like Lahm himself equates the league with Qatar's—well, he's telling you all you need to know.

"The Betoota Advocate" is your source? This is a joke you dumb doofus.