That was so cool that I gave it a pass on it’s stereotypically misguiding portrayal on how defibrilation and CPR works.

Honest to goodness, I played ME2 right before ME3 came out, and while I noticed the character sounded a tad different, I never thought much of it.

The team also observed that the males employed a silk ‘safety line’ to dangle near the webs where the mating occurred, which they believe was a means for the male to return in case they wanted to attempt mating again.

Dutch here! Mostly accurate; this. One little peeve, though; the default oliebol has raisins. It just does, really. Go to a newyears party, ask for an oliebol and you’ll get one with raisins.

Nothing adds personality like a good ol’ throat stab.

I once made an Underoo-flavoured Dunkaroo by dunking it in the loo.

As a huge fan of HEALTH, I feel obligated to urge you to give their album Death Magic a listen. In my opinion, it is the very epitome of their very particular brand of noisy electro-rock, and their work on the Max Payne 3 soundtrack - which came out 3 years before the album- really refined it into... Well, quite…

As much as I vehemently despise people like this and hope birds shit on his toast every morning for the rest of his pathetic life...

“So we asked all the scientists, all the smart people, smartest and best in the entire world! And all they did was talk about problems. Difficulties. Very hard. So I tell them, I say to them, hey, maybe we should stop asking them! And when we did, completely stopped, suddenly they didn’t say anything, didn’t talk…

I like metal as much as the next guy, if the next guy also has that riff from “Stranded” echoing in his brain for hours after the mere mention of Gojira. But I’m right with ya on this brand feeling like it’s trying waaay too hard.

An improvement in all regards, then.

Calling Vlaamse Frieten ‘French fries’ anywhere in the vicinity of Belgium is grounds for a sound potatoing.

... obviously I’m referring to having kids on purpose.

Negativity bias is a bitch. But yeah, I’m happy for you you’re happy with your kid(s). A few of my friends and my brother have kids too. They’re fun in short bursts, but I’m okay with being just the ‘cool uncle’. Can’t imagine wanting to dedicate my life to being a parent.

... or just make polenta chips.

Not wanting to have kids -for whatever reason- is perfectly fine. Having kids is an inherently egotistical attempt to give your life some semblance of purpose.

I think The Human Centipede is an apt -albeit somewhat disturbing- analogy in this case.

There’s a gray area between ‘dry’ and ‘dripping wet/greasy’. I most enjoy pizza that falls into that area; meaning it shouldn’t be dry, but also shouldn’t have puddles of grease collected on top of the pizza and shouldn’t be overly drippy when cut. It most definitely shouldn’t have enough grease or sauce to make the…

When I saw the Doom: Eternal trailer way back when, I felt like they almost copied the dash wholesale from Shadow Warrior 2. So if you’re still up for more ultra-speedy acrobatic ultra-violence after Doom: Eternal, give that a try (if you haven’t already).

1) I was referring to what Twich could do. I’ve never seen Twich put anyone in prison.