That was so cool that I gave it a pass on it’s stereotypically misguiding portrayal on how defibrilation and CPR works.

Honest to goodness, I played ME2 right before ME3 came out, and while I noticed the character sounded a tad different, I never thought much of it.

Dutch here! Mostly accurate; this. One little peeve, though; the default oliebol has raisins. It just does, really. Go to a newyears party, ask for an oliebol and you’ll get one with raisins.

Nothing adds personality like a good ol’ throat stab.

I once made an Underoo-flavoured Dunkaroo by dunking it in the loo.

As a huge fan of HEALTH, I feel obligated to urge you to give their album Death Magic a listen. In my opinion, it is the very epitome of their very particular brand of noisy electro-rock, and their work on the Max Payne 3 soundtrack - which came out 3 years before the album- really refined it into... Well, quite…

As much as I vehemently despise people like this and hope birds shit on his toast every morning for the rest of his pathetic life...

I like metal as much as the next guy, if the next guy also has that riff from “Stranded” echoing in his brain for hours after the mere mention of Gojira. But I’m right with ya on this brand feeling like it’s trying waaay too hard.

An improvement in all regards, then.

Calling Vlaamse Frieten ‘French fries’ anywhere in the vicinity of Belgium is grounds for a sound potatoing.

... obviously I’m referring to having kids on purpose.

Negativity bias is a bitch. But yeah, I’m happy for you you’re happy with your kid(s). A few of my friends and my brother have kids too. They’re fun in short bursts, but I’m okay with being just the ‘cool uncle’. Can’t imagine wanting to dedicate my life to being a parent.

... or just make polenta chips.

Not wanting to have kids -for whatever reason- is perfectly fine. Having kids is an inherently egotistical attempt to give your life some semblance of purpose.

There’s a gray area between ‘dry’ and ‘dripping wet/greasy’. I most enjoy pizza that falls into that area; meaning it shouldn’t be dry, but also shouldn’t have puddles of grease collected on top of the pizza and shouldn’t be overly drippy when cut. It most definitely shouldn’t have enough grease or sauce to make the…

When I saw the Doom: Eternal trailer way back when, I felt like they almost copied the dash wholesale from Shadow Warrior 2. So if you’re still up for more ultra-speedy acrobatic ultra-violence after Doom: Eternal, give that a try (if you haven’t already).

1) I was referring to what Twich could do. I’ve never seen Twich put anyone in prison.

This reads like it was written with at least 4 cans down.

This could have ended in so much more tragedy. He could’ve shot one of his pets or someone else in the house. The bullet could’ve gone through a window or a thin wall and hurt or damage someone or something else. Heck, shrapnel could’ve ricocheted straight into his own damn head.

Hey Fahey, I’m nearly a week into an attempt to quit smoking. I think I’m maybe 25-30 attempts in now, because I’m the Marlboro Man’s little bitch, and if he wants to stuff his cancer stick in me I’ll let him do it. Ever. Single. F’ing. Time. But hey, try and try again, right?