* Kevin Smith angrily tweets @FlagOnTheMoon's home address *

Tuck it in, will ya mac?

I was saying boo-urns!

A man wakes up and reaches for his glasses on the nightstand. Someone places their cock in his hand.

Tell me about it!

I expected Roger from American Dad! to be on top of the bed

* quickly films @avclub-f06283e88eb8240594aa620b2fdac0e7:disqus's idea, claims it as his own *

THIS GUY GETS IT!

And they'd have to make the songs actually… you know catchy

After all the shit Mustaine has talked about Metallica over the years he deserves to be portrayed as a weepy little wimp.

I misread this "the 150 HBO employees getting laid this week will be happy" and wondered what the fuss was about

I'd fap to that

You don't want them back… trust me

WordPerfect… for DOS??

My God that made me laugh. Was I one of your asshole roommates?

Snowball?

Damn, woman!

Will Jason Bateman look disheveled? Rumpled? Disgruntled?

Oh, @wafflicious:disqus, just when I think you couldn't get any more awesome you give us "pre-arrhea"

Ilitch has seamless hair plugs