Well, something's bound to squirt out!

Yikes, they keep getting sued for not performing gigs they received advances for

Too bad, you missed a pretty good opening set.

I thought the pose looked more like loose stools

* waggles penis *

I think I know the puking picture you're talking about!

No, the one where a girl a7x fan tells everyone to calm their tits is the best quote

Did the fart smell linger until the interviewer entered the room?

Great, now *I* look like an idiot!

Oona: Oprah

Every shot of this is so dense, there's so much going on

I would like to take Boba Fett's helmet and jacket

I was shocked the "looks really stupid" link wasn't to Jar Jar

Ooooh, decadent!

"I'm going to fuck around with the original Star Wars movies."

I think Libby's grading on a curve that includes all other cooking shows.

Yes, this. I left home not knowing how to cook despite both my parents being good cooks.

All the years I've wanted to be treated like an adult have blown up in my face

I assumed part of her name was blocked by her smock or something.

This guy gets it