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I dunno. That word is pretty long but I've seen longer

I just saw that commercial, then I visited the A.V. Club and BAM!

Oh, you better hope Teti doesn't show up in this thread and fuck you up!

OMAHA!

No, there was a vote.

I crank them out effortlessly too.

I would wear the fuck out of a shirt that said "Stiffy Lube". I would ask to be buried in it.

Until you murdered it, that plant was casting a shadow.

Huh, I thought the secret ingredient was love

SO IS YOUR ATTITUDE!

Hey Yolo! How long did your liver last on Sunday?

This is so perfect because Basil Fawlty was often awful for the sake of being awful. I fucking love you man/ma'am

How about an animated gif of me busting a nut?

Aw, the puppy's going to bite!

NEVER apologize for the diarrhea!

Imagine if that was the whole scene?

Yes, yes… oh god a thousand times YES

My ears are burning!

Yes! And I hate that "GOLLY" face she makes at the end of the song when she performs at awards shows.

Taylor Swift was a guest mentor on The Voice last night. At one point she raised her arm to demonstrate how to perform on stage.