I love hearing stories about famous people using their fame/money for good instead of evil.

Laura's getting PMS now?

But how do they get to play the song tight? Practice during soundcheck?

Well ladies and gentlemen, I don't think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust's masterwork, so I'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits.

Try to go limp before you hit bottom!

But your avatar is Dio doing the devil-horn salute!

A good attempt there but unfortunately @avclub-ca6738c0c4522487f0183a57c4b9b115:disqus chose a general appraisal of the work, before getting on to the story and as you can see (close up of Proustometer) he only got as far as page one of 'Swarm's Way', the first of the seven volumes.

Better call President Cliton

BURN HER!

Dack I really enjoy your comments and have learned a lot from you.

Done and done. And I mean done

Does drugging and raping myself count?

We're you aware George Lucas raped our childhoods?

But she's hot so I'm oddly conflicted

Yup he's stone cold trollin'

That's one of several anecdotes about Coz being an asshole. After the success of the Cosby Show what professional reason could he have for being a dick?

I think you were going to hell anyway… But that doesn't help!

Maude, eh?

I thought he says "I see lotsa things?"

My wife has a friend who married a passive guy.