(Sung to the tune of Someone's in the Kitchen with Dinah)

Moderate buzz that goes away really fast?

They should have TNG-era Worf make a special appearance and show the Strormtroopers how to REALLY get their ass kicked

This reminds me of those old Tom and Jerry cartoons where they run through the house with the same table, chair and lamp cycling through the background over and over…

Here comes Chubs and Stiffy!

What a stunning punt!

Maybe check the other site for those kind of stories

I have it ranked slightly behind that time

Slagging the Idaho Comic Con? That's a defenestration…

I did! And they didn't come!

But he's only on for, like, 5 seconds per episode!

Can't we be both?

Looks like my reflection in the mirror!

* googles Squirrel Girl *

It's like poetry, they rhyme.

Why is the little club twink winking at me??

CABIN BOY!

Thank you Lindsay Kelly, for showing them the fucken way

I'd fuck her

It's so simple it's a wonder more women don't do it!