Yes, that was great. Plus I watched the game with my buddy who is a huge Jets fan for some reason.

* looks thoroughly bored *

It's like that ICP article when all the Juggalos showed up to represent

I figure Seannie5 is K-Stew's Mom

You don't get it! That's her way of, like, rebelling, man!

I think the director yells "Smell the poo, K-Stew!" to help her get that "who farted?" look on her face.

♫ Ram it, ram it, ram it up the Poots chute ♪

I'm a dude and I didn't know I was supposed to hate Ewoks until the AV Club erupted in howls of dismay every time they were mentioned.

Every anal scene should start with the bottom grunting "Unf!" as penetration occurs

The video of The Dink hula-hooping gives me all kinds of confusing feelings

Explaining the joke? That's a paddlin'

The AV Club is very inclusive. We will embrace the Gay Poots

Nah, "poots" sounds more like one of those poofy-sounding farts that smell REALLY bad.

You don't remember who said Uma: Oprah, Oprah: Uma?

Ugh, Billy Crystal with his dyed hair and too-tight facelift.

A golf clap for you, good sir, who can read while hungover.

Maybe she sells propane accessories on the side?

I got a porn notification for this?

Some of us are just Swiss, you know!

Me neither, turn off that damn music!