Now wait a minute, @InterplanetJanet:disqus

My wife and I watched a porn recently. We were told it was good for couples.

If you wouldn't mind, I'm right on the brink and need something visual to finish

This thread has given me a series of boners, each more confusing then the last!

I thought it was the gagging sound folks make when they can't deepthroat

Your Mom did when I finished too fast last night!

FREAK!

Kirk Cameron?

It doesn't last long when you're drinking it straight!

Accidental sharting?

Not this discerning musicologist!

She told me she nicknamed her boobs Christmas and New Years and invited me up between the holidays

Greatest clown-based wrestler as played by Matt Osborne

Like testicles descending?

Ugh, my father-in-law had a cheap electric cooler that only made beverages slightly cool.

I once fought a bum whom I caught peeing on the side of my house.

If anything icky happens the soldier gets reassigned to another army base!

Maude, eh?

Dear Nudeador Viking the Third,

"Discharge my humours" for the win!