Amen! How about some patience with shit you already paid to develop?

But when he's skinny he looks really odd…

You must have never seen Rosie O'Donnell's stand-up then.

Me too, it was appointment TV for my wife and me. Our kids were 4 and 2 at the time so we could smell what they were cooking.

TOO SOON!

We would have also accepted "is it in yet?"

I watched all those LOTR documentaries and Wood does come off as a great guy.

Now for the next several days, whenever I fap, I'm going to imagine Christina Ricci in a Nixon mask giving me a handy

Yes, I remember Wood getting a lot of good reviews when he was a kid.

That was something, eh?

Throw in a monkey knife fight and you've got the greenlight Mr. Moist!

Wow, I can't believe he didn't want to touch the rod!

Hey now, leave Joan Cusack out of this! She may be a bit odd-looking but she made way better choices that John.

WHAT IF I LIKE DRIVING STICK?!?

Damn, I was scanning the comments and thought I was going to be the one to make this observation.

You failed at walllowing in failure:

The women are restricted to frottaging

Reading your message in Basil Fawlty's voice made it even funnier

I've got BIG things under my smallclothes!

Ah, usenet porn. The alt.binaries newsgroups.