Most of the porn I saw in the 80's/90's was dubbed about 100x.

Why won't they accept my pitch for a feature called Ass Wipe?

I had a summer job in 1991 where the radio was on all day. That fucking Bryan Adams song played every hour on the hour. Along with the Scorpions "Wind of Change".

There is an impressive amount of knowledge about history, theatre and film in this comment section.

On a related topic, I drink my own humours

I read a book about the BTK killer and a very interesting movie could be made about that case (he was active for more than 30 years! Until a newspaper article about the case goosed his ego and he began sending letters to the newspaper! He was caught when they traced the floppy disk he sent a letter on!)

Wait a minute, how does your job as @avclub-53ef3f6607f8a9d210d7ceb6c2eab5e8:disqus leave you the time to be so erudite?

Wait a minute @avclub-457eb7d00feeb81f6d3d5b103e799fa1:disqus was that - Zacky VENGEANCE?!?

Well played!

To be fair, that's one of her two expressions:

Glad to hear you procreated Burl! Me too, now I drink every day. Ha ha?

You take that back! She has that "who farted?" expression and…

I remember reading about the Puffy remix of Adore in my local alt-weekly back in 1998. It was supposed to be released to great fanfare later that year.

I must have jinxed it.

I read the first few paragraphs but then it just… kept going.

For some reason I just love stories like this.

"Discharge my humours" will now replace "Blow my groceries" as the go-to euphemism for ejaculation

I deflowered 2 girls back in my teenage days. It was terrible for BOTH of us:

Shit I thought you'd somberly queef

I think it's great @southsidesam 's avatar is handsome squidward