Both guitar players are very tall.

* SWOONS *

My god @avclub-457eb7d00feeb81f6d3d5b103e799fa1:disqus must have a bat signal and lightning reflexes to bang these replies out so fast

Remember Ol' Masturbating Gary?

Two years later and we can still only speculate who The Hamster was lurvering

But your avatar & username are awesome, so there's that!

Whew, I'm finally back from my parent's house and can confirm we don't have the Up Your Nose game.

Site your source!

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I have a big engorged purple eggplant between my thighs

I don't care about any of these people, or their tattoos, or their Tumblrs. I just want someone to blow me.

That sounds more like it, I was wondering what hard times befell Gates and Buffett to drop them under $1.3B net worth!

But what about Crispin Glover's music career?

BON MOT

You've been eating that sandwich for over a week. I think the mayonnaise is starting to turn.

Jesus @avclub-c2f1c4ca8c389f37c0d3c838bb27ef25:disqus , I'm at work!

* Gives @Dirtbike Milksteaks a gooey tenner *

Yes, I spent a day reading articles and blogs on the Zoe Quinn thing and nobody comes out looking very good.

* Peeps in the window at Dirtbike Milksteaks *

That sounds right - I must be remembering Fuji from some other Royal Rumble moment.