You know who's got the scoop on Michael Sheen's enormous wang?

I feel that way about Dr. Phil too. But I guess he has to follow that diet he's always pimping on his show.

By Shirley Jackson? You're goddamn right I have!

* has impure thoughts about @Scrawler2:disqus 's mom *

Me too, I thought she looked like my sister-in-law…. whom I have impure thoughts about.

The haunting is coming… from inside the house!

My ghost is big
I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle
I'm still gettin' paid!

Check out Nelly and Swollen Members on this song called "Breathe", it's pretty good too:

This is true, The Verve and The Verve Pipe were featured regularly in my local alt-weekly and I thought it was the same band for the longest time

Sorry, my penis is only about an inch… from the floor!

Would you say you felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced?

I can't remember when A.V.Club wasn't Hot or Not!

Is that you, Dennis Miller?

Yeah, when I first ready he'd been cast in Star Wars I googled his name because I don't get HBO/Girls.

* furiously writes first draft of Jewish Ghostbusters screenplay *

LIKED for the use of "dolorous".

For me it's more like:

Excellent idea! But I'm going to skip the part where I listen to U2 first

I'm holding out for some of that sweet Google Ass

Kinky co-eds?