Oh my god, I just figured out that Colby doesn't know how to pluralize "guys" so he just types "guys es"

Colby Sweeney, Olympic pant-shitter

* nods along with bass solo, slightly behind the beat *

You lucky devil!

Sadly, John Cena's extreme cardio fitness would neutralize the poison. Then he'd foil the strangling from his wrestling partner and expose the conspiracy to kill him.

Love that username/avatar @RubLowe:disqus !

I accidentally watched a few minutes of Alan Thicke's reality show "Surprisingly Thicke" (ugh).

Oh @avclub-ca6738c0c4522487f0183a57c4b9b115:disqus don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?

It also shares the title with a documentary about my left testicle finally descending

Yes! And I was anally assaulted, thanks!

iShit my iPants last weekend while iDrunk

Actual Steve Ballmer quote, regarding the Zune: "I'm going to squirt you some pictures of my kids"

Agreed!

That's interesting, I wonder if this "death grip" masturbation issue that's come up in recent Savage Love columns is specific to mostly circumcised guys?

* rubs one out to @wafflicious:disqus handling my cut automatic *

I knew an Italian fellow who did that peeing-inside-the-foreskin trick too.

That's fascinating, as I mentioned elsewhere I played my iPod Classic in the sun a lot and it died young.

You must never play yours out in the sun?

Looking REALLY bored with it all

My buddy's 18-yr-old step-daughter got a tattoo of roses on her foot.