My feelings on a Prince Albert are:

Any time ElDan's not replying to threads about him, people should be asking "Where's ElDan?"

Are you sure?

I know an actual Jets fan. We're friends so I hesitate to send it to him.

Hear, hear! I was going to post a new thread for just such a comment about Teti, but will piggyback on yours instead.

And if the hockey player is REALLY tired it's "sucking dirty swamp water"

That's not true!

I will admit to liking that twinkly piano music and Nantz talking about the Masters because of the gorgeous footage of Augusta they play it over.

Yeah, poor Jim Kelly… that's some voodoo curse-level shit luck

They've done a few sports TV-themed articles before, but only about once a year.

I've been looking for a place to say how bad Joe Morgan sucked as a baseball color commentator… this seems as good a place as any!

That'll teach 'em for not creating a bridal registry!

* idiotking takes a card off the pile *

I think that game is in the top of a cupboard at my parent's house… now I gotta go over and check!

What about Nick? Is Nick in the game?!?

* flings poo *

Ok, I thought about it. Now I have a headache!

You can, if you think you can…

I was into them WAY before they got pregnant

Send me an Evite and I'm fucking there