"OK, can I get one of you to look away from the camera? That's it! Now look totally disinterested! Perfect!"

I don't know but I like how he's too cool to look at the camera

^ This. And ONLY this

I can't like this enough… that fucking auto-tuned Jagger song will at least make me crack a smile pretending it's about the hockey player

I still don't get it

"So you don't like the old-time bikes, huh?"

I think @Nudeviking:disqus is cheekily referencing the "Congress of the Cow", which is a position featured in the Kama Sutra

It wasn't a hooker, it was a groupie!

On your BALLS?

I'd rather have whiskey nose than whiskey dick!

I remember the "Carrier" remake and am still bitter we did not get to see her dirtypillows

I had a bit of crush on Bridget Fonda too.

I, for one, will be jerkin' to the merkin

REALLY?!?

The really gross thing is I recall the movie posters for "Eden" all featured Rosie in the BDSM gear (standing beside Dan Akroyd, also in BDSM gear)

Yes, but it's a Zero Insertion Force socket so don't get your hopes up

Really? Well there goes my image of you as a badass masked Mexican wrestler

Now get those sweet buns into the kitchenette and make me a coffee, dollface!

Heck, you don't even need to be in a band!

I'd like to get down with the Brown