What is the sound of one ass crapping?

I always assume we're talking about butt stuff

Testify! I want to see a "Kids React To…" video of a teen trying to whack off on porn from Usenet over dial up

Really? I thought ZMF would like Slipknot

Funny you mention TV viewing habits. I didn't watch Friends for the first few seasons even though my buddy kept insisting it was the funniest thing on TV.

The Day the Clown Died

I did…

I did too, but then I just strangled my dick with my bare hands

Hey, that's what I thought of too!

Got links to any other foot fetish stuff you may have done?

My wife and I have anal every couple of months and we've been together 12 years.

I'm a hiring manager and used to send an email to everyone who applied telling them why they didn't get the job (or an interview, depending on what stage they got to).

* MODEM SQUEAL *

Yes, Garcia can check all those databases in seconds AND maintain a sassy banter with the remote team

I prefer the p0rn version called "Pretty Big Dink"

* display shows some weird maze instead of a command line *

If that it isn't the dorkiest sentence, I don't want to read what was!

* jerks off on beema's avatar *

I know why you know it!

You get shrinky-dink?