I'm going to need you to point me to a truly useful comments section here at AVClub before I can pass judgement

OK, um… how did you see it so early?

OK, um… how did you see it so early?

Try spitting on it first

Try spitting on it first

(Insert Leonard Pierce joke here)

(Insert Leonard Pierce joke here)

My penis is fairly long, but apparently not that important.

My penis is fairly long, but apparently not that important.

HOW'D IT GET SPURNED??

HOW'D IT GET SPURNED??

THIS ISN'T THE SPOILER SECTION~!

THIS ISN'T THE SPOILER SECTION~!

But his hands were everywhere!!

I hope you shaved those balls before you offered 'em up for a lickin'

Thank God! This tumour ain't getting any smaller…

Fuck yo' pumpkin'!

Excuse me!

“All right Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”

“All right Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”