barrymccockiner--disqus
BarryMcCockiner
barrymccockiner--disqus

"Snarkula" was Rob Zombie's best song!

"Snarkula" was Rob Zombie's best song!

It was my birthday this week and my penis is, tragically, unblown.

It was my birthday this week and my penis is, tragically, unblown.

Is it a gang bang if nobody is old enough to cum?!?

Is it a gang bang if nobody is old enough to cum?!?

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG???

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG???

That's right! And balding Bill bites tongues with him or something?

That's right! And balding Bill bites tongues with him or something?

I''ll pound your clown hole

I''ll pound your clown hole

Yes, and their lines for their pre-teen gang bangs are absurd

Yes, and their lines for their pre-teen gang bangs are absurd

There are many reasons you'll be arrested for kiddie porn, none of which have anything to do with having IT on your shelf

There are many reasons you'll be arrested for kiddie porn, none of which have anything to do with having IT on your shelf

That's pretty much ANY chick you'll have sex with these days!

That's pretty much ANY chick you'll have sex with these days!

Is that the part where Bev's father is asking her if she's "intact"?

Is that the part where Bev's father is asking her if she's "intact"?