On the front of my underwear are the words "Keep an Open Mouth"

Oh gross, proboscis!

I'm scanning for farts and… UGH!

Gimme a bucket, I'm gonna throw up

We're going to have to nuke the pants from orbit… it's the only way to be sure

Will he sweat profusely as he bleeds to death? WILL HE??

Outstanding… every single one of you!

Off to Google Images for more of these tiny panty Ripley pics of which you speak… WOWZA~!

Something something rises….

Ridley would like to remind you that he has a stack… literally a STACK… of scripts on his desk that he could make instead of Prometheus.

When I saw St. Anger coming up next I audibly gasped.

I see what you tried to do there

I'm sorry, @avclub-6f518c31f6baa365f55c38d11cc349d1:disqus … I'm the biggest perv you'll ever meet and I can't get Vanilla snoozer to sound dirty.

Agreed on Steven being on-point this week. Some must have hid his pills?

As a Canadian, I hear Celine on the radio ALL the time, and thought Hollie did a great job with that song.

@avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus - that would be an awesome venue to see Slayer play Mandatory Suicide

Billy sure dyed his hair jet black too. It looked really weird next to his pale, pancake makeup skin

Oldman should have won for Tiptoes

Then where are you putting the tamp — OH GOD, I FIGURED IT OUT

You fellas have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that.
Ridiculous. Completely ridiculous. Can you believe these characters? Way
out of line. Way out of line. Have a good mind to go to the warden
about this. You know what hurts the most is the… the lack of respect.
You know? That's what hurts the most. Except…