Shoot, I just moved away from Toronto or I would audition.

I could write poems about my lady's taint

Maybe one of them will give him a reach-around to tide him over?

@avclub-b9a8f4af85454f7c56c06f0a39e7ec23:disqus , I've had a few Irish Car Bombs in my time.

Portal to Elsewhere!

OK, I'll try that the next time I'm at my in-laws place.

Yes, I thought that's where @avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus was going with that bit too.

Oh god that made me laugh.

Yes, if you made sweet love to it.

Doesn't anyone remember the 80's made for TV movie "Growing Up Gay"?

This is indeed a disturbing universe

For some reason, the schadenfreude I experience every time I hear that news really disturbs me.

… and three old ladies saw him flashing his nobbum.

Yeah, as a teenager it was the darker, negative emotions in metal that allowed me to vent without hurting myself, or anyone else. Needs to be explored a lot further

Too bad, I once dated a ginger chick and the ginger pubes were something to see.

Couldn't find anything in the Googles, but Huggy Bear says we might want to check out some Showalter character but you didn't hear it from him

I slap a little bass

I can't believe Loungecore is a thing, but I yearn to know more

Yes, Savatage is great. Saw Testament, Savatage and Nuclear Assault in Toronto in 1990 and the whole show kicked ass. Fuckers were diving off the balcony at the Concert Hall onto the crowd below. At least one guy got a busted nose. Mosh pit was epic — my buddy got floated on the crowd!

Slutty 80's chicks beg to differ with you!