Indeed, good way to meet chicks in the 80's was with Def Leppard on the stereo

LISA NEEDS BRACES!

Yeah, good point…

You suffered so we don't have to!

Indeed, MANOWAR would declare this entire list as "False Metal"

You can't print that!

The problem with Saxon was that the singer was always talking shit about other bands in the metal mags of the day. He was as obnoxious as Kevin Dubrow with the constant bragging about himself / putting everyone else down. 

C'mon, guys: Number of the Beast~!

Does Jack know you are posting on AV Club @avclub-bb086401010497628aca7631857a204d:disqus ?

Yeah, let's get a fat guy with a falsetto for a change!

So long, Richie Law! You insufferable cowboy dweeb.

The thing about the Bud Dwyer video is… it looks fake. I know it's real, but he drops out the frame so fast… and then shot of him on the floor with the blood coming out his nose looks like special effects.

Your comment is completely inscrutable!

My muddy bowels are similarly aquiver

[takes out dong, wags it all about]

I AM THE 1%

I agree the Napaleon Dynamite cartoon is surprisingly good.

That's what we're all thinking. It had to be said

Where's GhaleonQ when you need him?

Don't forget to tip your server!