Yes, I am hung up on that too. It probably smelled really bad, how did drinking it make sense?

I believe there's an adult movie called Humpin' in  the Rumpus Room

I found the avatar of Jason Boog more terrifying than the story.

Well this is the first I've heard of it!

What can't it be both?

My wife looked like Some Kind of Wonderful-era Mary Stuart Masterson when we met, with the short streaked-blonde hair.

Phooey, @avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus beat me to the poop joke!

Speak of the Devil! I refused to google it @avclub-f688ae53ecd9ab39288ac465aa4f86d8:disqus , I knew it would come to me if I shuffled around the basement, muttering to myself.

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Hey, I saw Ozzy with Brad Gillis on guitar (and Pete Way from UFO on bass) in London, Ontario in 1982. My first concert! Not long after Randy died and I didn't even know it. The RIP Randy Rhoades in the concert program is how I found out he was dead.

I'm Canadian, settling for shit is what we do

Sorry, @avclub-b7ee6f5f9aa5cd17ca1aea43ce848496:disqus , Sharon Osbourne is paying me to re-write all your posts on the AV Club so you're screwed out of royalties

I wouldn't object to that. Maybe she got the injections… down there too…

Replace "fingerblasting" with "face-fucking" and we've getting somewhere!

Have you ever met a bond trader?

Are you brushing your protons twice a day?

Cornhole crapper?

So long, Tentgirl! We hardly got to know you…

I like how the apology included Richie's family, as if he'd talked shit about his entire bloodline (or did he?)

I liked the book better too, but the movie's great in it's own way.