Yes, Claire I want to see clips of the audition when someone gets booted too.

I've heard his comedy… it's sorta funny.

Well, you're quite the smartass, aren't you… uh, @avclub-74f7a71ee2b66500bff752ae84ce358d:disqus

I liked the fuck out of your comment, @avclub-45d2c6868b544067879a7f6b7f327c86:disqus

Hey, @avclub-6258e285eeb51b21d01ffe9cb9f9c1d1:disqus , are you a women or a gay dude?

Sheltie, quit changing your avatar. I almost skimmed right by you.

I agree with you, @avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus . Doesn't anyone who thinks it's rape ever go out and get hammered and then go home to fuck?

Yes! Bad Santa!!

I grew up with a guy I thought was a pathological liar. He talked shit constantly about getting girls, fighting guys, jamming with semi-famous local bands, etc. We all knew he was full of shit but he seemed to really believe it.

Good lord, @avclub-1df8797177fc3b52be6784aacca7358c:disqus , that's a pretty diverse group of men there.

Now way!

Or the lady is nude under the sheets, but keeps the sheets chastely pulled up to her armpits during pillow talk.

"I'm switching to beer. I can pound that stuff all day and still keep my shit together!"

Ah, yes - Sixteen Candles and Revenge of the Nerds. Take advantage of the drunk girl and impersonate the boyfriend.

Nah, I think the paintball gun was genius. Rapaport's character thought he was going to die!

Indeed, why would two guys be clumsy at handjobs? Wouldn't they be experts from all the practice?

Oooh! When I sign the petition can I sign on someone's boob?

* spoilers *

[takes it out]

* Owen Wilson makes half-assed suicide attempt to get attention from estranged family members *