Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see?

Pets.com or GTFO

I'd recommend the new Korn dubstep album, with special guest SKRILLEX~!

No Means Harder!

Wow, it's really been a year? I spend too much time here, my eye is drawn to that headline every time I drop by (i.e. about 365 times now)

Super EUKE jams?

[checks IMDB]

May I fooooooondle, your buttocks, Lt. Buttocks?

Carpe Perineum?

I don't know either, @avclub-7e4f882d2ea10f9f8a665f9d92e4087f:disqus

Indeed, there would be NO FALSE METAL on the bill!

Oddly enough, I got front-row seats to a Metallica show once and Kirk wouldn't make eye contact with anyone in the crowd. Guy's a real shoegazer.

Maybe the rigging guy was about to… HIT THE LIGHTS?

Someone to wrangle their offspring… a master of puppies, if you will

I like other songs better but it's a great song to play while driving along the highway in the winter twilight

What's wrong with that? I'd like to know

Or a visit from Mrs. Fingerbottom

YOU'RE KILLING RELATIONSHIP GEORGE!

I'm the "all talk, no action model".

That's what I was doing with my friends. But that's because we all had the drunken spins and didn't want to talkvomit