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Jeez....enough with the James Corden hate. Put it where it belongs......WEBBER.....

Wonderful tribute. Thanks. The man has been such a part of the wall paper for my 55 years, it’s difficult to imagine a future without his singular voice. RIP

oh STFU.

the semi-obscured dingus....”

I’m finally bingeing Veronica Mars the series even though I’ve already seen the movie. I really love Kristin Bell

I don’t know where to post this but I have a tech question. Why am I not able to comment anymore? When the switch was made from Disqus I was able to comment because we were all un-greyed. But the past couple of months my comments don’t show up. I look in my profile and they’re not even listed as “posts.” I see them

I feel there’s not opprobrium being heaped on the academy for nominating former actor Robert DeNiro for his famously awful reading of cue cards as a Guest Actor on Saturday Night Live. It’s nominations like this that make people think the academy members are simply not doing their job of actually watching the things

Once, during the previews, my girlfriend told me she missed her period.   AAAAHHH!  I was so scared I don’t even remember what the movie was.

“....vivisecting a murder victim.” huhwut!?!?

Did you name them Niles and Frasier?

The Japanese word “Karaoke” translates to “Empty Orchestra.” Seems pretty apt for Trump: meaningless nonsense noise of a grating grade school band tuning up.

Stanwyck made up for it by starring in the epic lesbian western TV show called “The Big Valley,” which is an obvious euphemism.

My favorite Pablo Schreiber moment was ten to twelve years ago here in Chicago when he and Carla Gugino performed ‘Desire Under the Elms” at the Goodman Theater. He got naked on the stage. No Frontal— just, um, Back-al. It was the moment when I realized finally that I just hate O’Neil. After years of his boring, dull,

I was so thoroughly Sondheimized that my beige bedsheets are now spotted with a lot of Brown.

Sondheim is the Artistic God we don’t know we have. Only Mozart, Wagner and Handel come close to the number of masterpieces Sondheim produced.

...Super Bowl’s first touchdown. Late in the third quarter...

I should have watched “Victoria on Masterpiece”. A different sleepy drama about an awful queen who thought the people loved her but just wanted her to retire.

Before the game I was caught in an unsolvable Catch-22: I wanna watch the game but only if the Patriots lose.

“....Torrey Craig got in perfect position under the rim to be on the receiving end of Brewer’s return swing and got kicked in the back of the head as a result.”

Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur?”