oh man, your math is waaay sweeter than mine was. I used one cup sugar to two quarts. 

I feel so terrible for all the commenters downthread who had horrible cooks for parents. I’m from the opposite end of that spectrum. I was raised in a kitchen by a father who was a chef and restaurateur. So while all the other boys in the neighborhood learned from their fathers how to tear apart a car engine or hit a…

“.....and much of it is trollish and stupid and decadent in ways that suggest a culture in serious trouble.”

WHO!? Who doesn’t want to wear the Rrribone?!!!

Yeah, gay here too and I tend to agree with you. Sincerity from this bunch is weird and off-putting. Maybe that’s the joke. Also, Mac’s gay and dancing with a chick— that is SO gay.

Wow, dude, sounds like something has just broken inside you. So sorry. It’s IASIP, there will be be plenty of fag jokes going forward, guaranteed. Like this one: Hey, Ryan, stop  being such a crybaby fag over a TV show!! LOL!

Wow, this is some modern day potlatch, eh?

“I absolutely recognize that I am fortunate when it comes to dental health. No cavities (yet), no root canals (yet), no dentures (yet), no glasses of milk (yet)—”

Les Freres Heureux

Wer ist Kai? = Who is Kai?

My pet word peeve: reticent/reluctant.

Oh yes,  forgot about that. thx

I like what you said. I really wanted Jimmy to get his money back from those punks and at least one broken rib from each.

The thing that made my ears prick up was the mention of North Platte, NE in the room of models. Why did the ominous music start? Kim’s from NE. Why did she turn suspicious? Why did she need to go to the courthouse and why did she order Fed Banking Regs from her paralegal? Is it a family thing, some part of her…

I have this weird fantasy about Scherzer on a date with Hunter Pence. Facing each other across the table as Scherzer takes his martini olives and swirls them around in one hand like Captain Queeg, muttering “Shtrawberries. Shtrawberries”. Pence is across the table staring him down directly into the eyeballs while one…

See, you get it!

So mike methany gets fired and I can’t rely on Deadspin for requisite snark!   Nope. News only happens when you suburban dads are in the office. Pathetic. 

I agree! He is a national treasure. Despite his being talent-free.

If you’re gay it means you’re right on target.

With his big schnozz and puppy dog looks, Marchand is still adorable as fuck. If he didn’t lick people— THAT would be the sinful anomaly. Yes— you’re a very good boy you are!