So you can body slam somebody, take out teeth and that gets no call. But you lick somebody and that’s the line that’s been crossed?

Honestly, I find this so amusing. Not that Marchand is licking but that his lickees seem so blase about the licking. They don’t seem to react strongly to the licking— just sort of let it happen. Licking, oh well. It’s nice to be liked. It’s nice to be licked. Let’s get a beer after.

I really hate that men are always reduced to the role of “supportive husband.”

Is it wrong that my first thought was how delicious is duck?

Well, I do enjoy a good fish taco now and then.

LOL Next year!! It’ll give me time to practices my sad eyes.

Two weeks ago I made a reservation. One week ago the restaurant called me and we had this conversation:

“Light” sour cream? “Lite” beer? ach, what a girl. Couldn’t you find any “light” pork?

You wrote “long story short”. You wrote that. Um.......

LOL Is this what passes for wit where you come from? You pass off someone else’s GIF as your own thought? You obviously have a reply to what I said but you can’t come up with coherent thought of your own. Why? Are you stupid or ignorant? Do you have no confidence in your own mind? Do you only communicate in emojis and…

Please tell me Deadspin has assigned a crew to the Magary suicide watch. Prayers to him.

I really hope Deadspin has assigned a crew to the Magary suicide watch.

I think it’s sad she was banned from skating. She would have been a wonderful coach. She could have been the Bela Karolyi of skating.

Just dire. Dire and boring.

Yep, red beans and rice didn’t miss him.

Oh man do I wanna hug you.

Sure will miss Capaldi but very much looking forward to a new era with Whittaker.

Ahh yes, the SEC Yule Log.

you call those eyebrows?

you call those eyebrows/