I still sometimes forget that Rod Stewart *isn’t* married to Rachel Hunter. I guess I only think about Rod Stewart every once in a wife. 

Gretchen, too.  

Same planet as me. There are no drive-thrus in my town. Imagine that. 

you want it all but you can’t have it.....

Her kids are like... ho hum mom’s getting scanned in her underwear and stilettos in the front hall again...

I used to do this more, but I only wore the black version of the dress, shirt, etc. So now I just buy extra in the same color. 

Maybe you should endow a fashion camp scholarship for them :-)

The perfect is the enemy of the good. 

I certainly didn’t mean to imply that they water their own lawns. Surely they all have people for that. 

As if any of these people would even cut back on their lawn-watering for a tenth of a second. 

Isn’t there gossip about him *lending* one of his own children out sexually to someone? He seems like a completely amoral person, which I assume many people of royal background are. Trading the bodies of their women to advantage is just what they do, whether it is to unite kingdoms or otherwise. 

I love Tituss so much but this show doesn’t sound like it has legs. 

I DID TOO. Oh wait, we weren’t the only ones with this thought :-)

Maggie G. looks a little embarrassed. 

Plus...she’s already been married. 

anthropomorphic skid mark

I buy 3-packs of cheap sports bras from Amazon and wash them after every wearing - I have been wearing them instead of regular bras, this summer. Although I don’t remember sports bras coming with removable pads. Now everything seems to come with removable pads, which inevitably seem to get lost. 

I buy 3-packs of cheap sports bras from Amazon and wash them after every wearing - I have been wearing them instead…

I don’t want to hear that you can’t whistle real loudly with two fingers in your mouth. Only like ten people can do that

Good for you, Britney! Enjoy your life. 

Yeah, Roman Polanski went through hell and back during the Holocaust, the kind we can’t even imagine - and his pregnant wife was murdered by the fucking Manson Family. Still doesn’t give him a pass to drug and rape a 13-year-old.