No, we haven’t. 

I’m not a person of color, but I watched it and loved it. I also learned some things, and I laughed. 

Is there a torture or killing scene where people are buried up to their necks and a giant stone...thing comes rolling by with sharp things sticking out and either crushes or otherwise murders them? I think I saw a scene like that from Caligula on cable as a young kid and it may have only slightly scarred me…

Sonic’s Oreo Peanut Butter Master Shake

That is like next-level travel planning. Fantastic!

I worry about relatives who had preemptive mastectomies and then got implants when they had reconstructive surgeries. They just want to have any breasts at all. I worry about the textured implant recall. For women who have had cancer, to then get implants after double mastectomy surgery that are linked to…

Yeah, that’s right - every year around this time I think about how these women who are already very fit, are cutting back even further and exercising MORE AND MORE to fit some imaginary ideal while wearing giant stupid headdresses and bras. 

I’ve heard repeatedly that Jerry Seinfeld used to toss his trademark white 80's puffy sneakers after one wearing, but I don’t know if that’s true. 

Daycares leave kids in vans and schools leave kids in buses. It happens, regardless of whether the drivers responsible were “aloof” (I have no idea what you mean by this) or not.

You don’t need it for all that long. Babies grow up. 

When I was pregnant, I was terrified that I would accidentally drop my baby. I mean - I dropped my purse, shopping bags, etc on a regular basis! Then once day I realized that my baby had become a kid, and in all the time it took for that to happen, I had never randomly dropped him. I was SO RELIEVED.

yesssssss

He did! 

At first I thought it was, and not I am not so sure! It might just have a very bright flash that makes it look unreal. 

HAHAHAHAHAHA oh thank you. I needed that laugh. 

My parents saw it, and then years and years later we were in New York and they sent me down the block from where we were staying with a single ticket to see it alone. I fell asleep. Maybe if I hadn’t been by myself I might have managed to drum up a little more enthusiasm, but probably not. 

The photoshopped illustration at the top of the page, or a different picture? I can’t imagine that any of the Kardashian-Jenners eats dessert except for the cameras. 

I feel like it’s from Night At The Roxbury, but maybe.....not. 

I feel like it’s from Night At The Roxbury, but maybe.....not. 

Except they make a million of many of them, so chances are your gift would be worth nothing on eBay. 

Except they make a million of many of them, so chances are your gift would be worth nothing on eBay. 

Yes, pick out the brown m&m’s, etc.