Hate to break it to you....but I know. No one, anywhere does not know that.

I am so tired of hearing keto evangelists rail against the horrors of fruit. It’s fucking FRUIT. I’d rather eat fruit than some kind of stevia-coconut oil-nightmare keto fake dessert.

I guess you’ve never met anyone who had to change a tampon, then. Can’t always plan that, sorry. 

snort.

Didn’t Ozzy Osbourne re-record some music just to cut out another musician’s profits? Seemed petty in that case but fully justified in this one. 

Gigi Gorgeous married a Getty heir this weekend.

Back brace is sold out.

Back brace is sold out.

It’s almost $70, here. https://www.zara.com/us/en/print-dress-p04886058.html?v1=14694309&v2=1281625

I thought it was Jon Wurster. He’s everywhere. 

I just learned about this Funko figure of Stewart. Seems so random. https://www.popinabox.us/merch-figures/pop-rocks-the-police-stewart-copeland-pop-vinyl-figure/12026673.html

Would you like to see Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarznegger “dipping into the pool of love?” [TMZ]

Yikes. On a blind date, no less. 

what? why??

There are many worse things. 

This year seemed like it was more a cast of try-hards than usual. 

I’ll order from them again, I’m sure. Like anywhere, you consult the size chart (or don’t) and take your chances :-)

SO CURSED. And I am cursed to see them fairly often. Although as curses go, it could be far worse. 

Your sweater is SO CUTE and also thematically appropriate for right now! Also, in my state, I have not been able to wear a sweater since April/May, and probably won’t be able to wear one again until October.

His is probably from the Prada men’s “made to measure” line, which I just found out about ten minutes ago when I googled these shirts in horror :-) Made to measure - no rubber logo.

I am, but I have had no luck with eshakti, even after following their measuring instructions to a t. Too big or too small, every time.