The lowest hanging fruit would be a joke about her tits.

Took the lowest-hanging of fruit with that one, eh?

Two days and a wake up

He will rise again with a flurry of Losers and Sad!

As he glowered at the larger plane

Hillary is way more of a mainstream republican than trump ever was

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

Ana nanoboosts genji and keeps him alive while he wrecks the enemy team with dragonblade

If they did, there’d be a lot more Pharahs and Mercys trying to outdo everyone else.

Or profiled profusely on Highlight Reel...

You have such large books.

It’s OK! You’re not the only one who didn’t follow, which is on me. I actually just added a bit more context to the article to ensure everyone gets the full story here.

A tale as old as time.

It’s so wrong, yet at the same time, so right.

+1 image stuck in my head

Highly specific memes are my calling in life.

Because he was born with a stick up his ass?

Brown shoes with a blue suit is 100% fine.

Didn’t your parents ever take you down to Kmart for family photos? They have to sit really still and watch the birdie or they don’t get to go to Dairy Queen afterwards.

The whole family has an expression that says “I just beat an immigrant to death with a folding chair.”