“You’ve climbed back in the plane 4 times, you people are SICK!”

The guy has the wherewithal to film in landscape, in a life threatening situation, and it gets posted in vertical.

He lied through his teeth multiple times on camera and even on national television. He claimed features and showed trailers, even on the game’s store page when launched, that never existed. So let’s use an old timey maxim for an old-timer: talk shit, get hit.

I’ve never been so happy and disappointed about that. I spent so much on Halo maps in the past and Halo 5 had a free model, so that was a major win. Well I ended up not enjoying Halo 5 at all so there went that excitement.

And that’s....that’s a negative right?

If you have to have a belt with your jeans, you need to stop having your wife buy your clothes. Be a man and buy a pair of jeans that fit.

That’s an astronomical anomaly. Full moon over Cleveland.

Pictured: Two assholes standing next to one another.

Remembered my username, can’t remember the password. Went to do the recovery, it says my username doesn’t exist.

And here I was thinking my eleven year hiatus was over.

I missed you

This comment was a lot funnier than the article.

In that case, I’m curious as to how bad the ripoff is if you were to take, oh, I dunno, a 1st run copy of Final Fantasy Tactics in for a trade. Do you think you could parley a whole skylanders figure out of it?

I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that he’s at a senior level, or that he’s actually classified as a writer.

I always wondered what the third Nolan brother was up to. Turns out he’s writing articles about bread crumbs and vacuums.

A burrito is just a sandwich that someone built a delicious wall around.

Did someone dare you to write this?

Heh

i’ve been wanting to install some rear-facing LEDs as “fuck you lights”

Wouldn’t it be the same age as the rest of the car?