Bangladesh:

In homage to the latter part of Jeter's career, you can also reach the end of the maze by grounding out to the second baseman.

If you build it, he will come and give you a nice gift basket the next morning.

Yeah, but so is "Hey! I fucked my mom!"

Genital warts has a better chance of slowing down Sammy Watkins.

Genital warts has a Wikipedia page.

Fortunately Aboushi continued to allow Jets QBs to eat turf during his observance

Dave Barry and Carl Hiaasen are south Florida's greatest gifts to the world.

Also, there's a grammatical error in the ad. "Fans" shouldn't be plural.

"The group is a pretty average group of guys. 12 of us in total ranging from probably 25 years old to 55 years old."

If Ted Cruz watched this, he'd probably have a brain aneurysm.

"Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is Super Extreme DUI!"

Geale did provoke him.

In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish, but it's one nobody's going to judge you for.

Forget it. My joke sucked, so here's this:

If Sean ran on the pitch he would have pulled down Balotelli's pants and given him a nice BJ

Shit dude, please? I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight otherwise.

Fucked up dude, not starring.

Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: [Crashes into wall at 200 mph]

Slow news day Sean? You useless, side burned, douchefuck cocksucker motherfucker?