(Crowd chants)

Scream 5: The Legend of Ghostface’s Gold(en Knife).

Not necessarily. I’m not talking about the slasher genre as a whole, I’m talking about this group of characters going through a similar scenario yet again. This franchise has covered a lot of ground. It has a very specific gimmick, and through that, has explored a lot of angles. At this point, I think it’s more than…

Can we please stop naming sequels, reboots and reimaginings with the same tittle as the first movie? Pretty please? 

I’m betting the killers are Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

if you’re saying bad words about Neve Campbell right now I will fight you to the death. she’s a treasure

I really hope the killer is  Skeet Ulrich playing himself.

It was on the list, but we simply didn’t have enough time! I can only tell my opinion of that scene: it’s hilarious and he’s hilarious in it.

We talked about it but didn’t go deep enough on it. He did say that it was already hilarious on the page.

I’m just happy for the the friends they made along the way.

Yes, this man was simply made for Random Roles! Him and Dick Miller. I’d like to have heard more about him getting knocked out by Don Ameche in Cocoon, but you can’t get to everything with these guys!

Back in my screenwriting days, I had a meeting with Ron Howard while he was in a studio working on the sound mix for “Apollo 13.” He was searching for a writer for a crime movie he was considering making, and liked a script of mine that he had read. He never made the movie he was talking about, and I never saw him…

Remember when the MTV Movie Awards announced someone named Clint would be getting a Lifetime Achievement Award and everybody wrongly assumed it would be that other guy named Clint? That was great.

This is a guy who would warrant enough Random Roles interviews to fill a book.

“Now I am become boredom.”

“Oppenheimer Bombs at Box Office”

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

A monster sucking the life out of seniors in a old folks home? Sounds like this guy needs to move in there:

I know it’s not relevant to this updated RR, but this scene is still comedy gold

Someone probably should have foreseen this….