done, done & done!

Skyfall failed miserably for me because it almost immediately ditches the entire mission statement of Casino Royale. It goes from “here’s a new beginning for a new young Bond!” in Casino/Quantum (they’re pretty much one movie since Quantum starts seconds after Casino ends) to “Bond has been doing this too long and is…

Casino Royale isn’t just the best of the bunch, but one of the best action movies ever.

At least for me, Casino Royale is still the best of Craig, and probably the best Bond. I’ve also never gotten the Skyfall hype. A perfectly good movie, but not at the level of that first Craig outing.

I didn’t think SPECTRE was great but damn nothing deserves to be below Quantum of Solace (haven't seen NTTD yet but I sincerely hope it's not). I feel like that should be possibly in contention for one of the worst Bond movies ever.

I think a couple of porn companies have done shoots on the Vomit Comet or its non-union ex-soviet equivalents, but actual ISS porn remains the final frontier as it were.

A fair argument, but both films lack the HOT MERGING ACTION of Mitchell!

“Challenge accepted.” - Germany

Earth Girls are Easy 2?

‘This week’?! It was news like a month ago! People voted for those capybaras and made murals already.

tick, tick... BOOM! follows Jon (Garfield)

I came to AppleTV late (like, last month). My findings:

Clearly the answer is a Third Rock from the Sun revival where he is now playing the Lithgow role. 

Cancelled?? But there are so many questions left unanswered, like “Who thought this was a good idea?” and “What the fuck is AppleTV+?”

I guess he’s finally come to that day when youth has passed away. Oh well, life goes on without him. 

Dude is clearly far too competent to be a real Florida Man.

Most scientists posit actual time spent in Florida is irrelevant— if you are in Florida, you are a Florida Person with all that entails.

“X is silly, but it isn’t as silly as Y, so no one should ever say X is silly” is silly.

I made the mistake of watching the trailer for this with my 7 year old son. He asks me every week if it’s out yet. “Blood & Poop” would be a sick band name. 

I wish I could be as committed to literally almost anything.