Or we could just watch one of the best highway scenes instead -

Craig sounds like an all right guy, and I’m sure he would sign your cast without hesitation.

If James Bond broke my nose I’d ask him to sign it.

The problem with these big-ticket, flagship “ripped from the headlines” type melodramas that the BBC spits out with a mechanical regularity is that they don’t actually interrogate the issues or circumstances around the subject they depict.  It’s just moments of vile glumness, punctuated by rousing triumphalist “we’re…

This serial child molester sounds like a real jerk

So I tried to submit a support ticket to the Kinja ZenDesk support link on the About page and got:

Looks pretty good, but I still prefer the original:

If I was married to Frances Macdormand, I would simply murder whoever she wanted me to

Jesus. His partner murdered Dorothy Stratten & he was almost as much of a piece of shit. What an inspiring story

considering strip-clubs were usually catered to men and not vice versa

She’s so very, very good in her one scene in Go. For anyone who hasn’t seen it, the setup: the men are a couple, who’ve discovered they were both cheating on each other with the same guy:

Shout out to Youtuber Erynith and their Dark Souls memes!

Exactly. I'm terrible at FPS games and most video games, really. Probably because I'm pushing 40 and did not get into gaming until I was an adult. But for some reason these games clicked in a way no other action games have and I was able to play and beat them. With grinding, summons and never 100% but I made it. Then…

Israel can pay for their own fucking missile defense systems. Is your argument that Israel is basically holding the lives of Gazans (who already disproportionately suffer and die every time a conflict breaks out) hostage to get the U.S. to pay for its missile defense system (which, as it stands now, allows it to kill…

“Obvious prank makes for great misleading article header”

It’s not great that she voted “present” instead of taking a stand, and it’s not great that she apparently did so for cynical political reasons (also, in the end, it’s not going to stop the criticism, it’s just a matter of changing the attack ad copy from “AOC voted ‘No’ on protecting Israeli lives” to “AOC refused to…

The right wing has controlled the conversation around “supporting” Israel for too long- creating an all or nothing narrative where you have to blindly throw money and support at it or you’re an anti-Semite. Obviously, it’s a manipulation that has nothing to do with actually doing what’s in Israel’s best interest. But…

Disclaimer: I’m dumb and confused.

Nah, it was entirely self aware.

This movie is just wonderfully ridiculous. The script is just full of WTF, but in a good way. This is the kind of movie where you’re missing the point if you pick apart such high-minded conceits as “plot” or “dialogue” or “acting”. Wan remains a technical whiz. Quite a few exciting, mind-blowing, great looking shots…