RIP Sonny Chiba, master and legend.

I wonder if he is punching Jesus as we speak

I refuse to believe this. Sonny Chiba cannot die, he has merely gone to seek out his last revenge.

#savagenobody #freeadvice #followedadvice #liferuined

I find that skywriting is the best way to tell people what I’m into but the bastards at the FAA seem to disagree!

So the man who was found at fault in a sexual harassment lawsuit that cost his employers $10 million, the man who traded for Stephon Marbury and Eddie Curry, the man who couldn’t stop Dennis Rodman from attacking his wife or opponents was gonna be the calm voice of reason to stop a free for all? i don’t seem to…

Write it on a cake.
Then have sex with the cake.

Pretty subtle, right?

Find a scene from a film (porn or not) that displays your interests. Watch together.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that is the sexual equivalent of a game over!

Well, in order to review humankind, you’d have to understand the word itself. HUMANKIND. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words ‘humank’ and ‘ind.’ What do these words mean? It’s a mystery and that’s why it’s 7/10, there’s something in it for everyone.

Ya know that’s not a coke nail right? Painters use their pinky nail in painting. 

TV painter Bob Ross said accidents are happy. But what if they’re not...

I got my fingers crossed this is some dumb hatchet job, but otherwise, come at me Darkest Timeline. Another notch on the belt.

“Unvaccinated sperm could be the next Bitcoin”.

Yeah but the currency mining is way more fun.

Hand to heart, I’d planned to bring the whole conversation full circle with All-American Girl, but we ran out of time. I did send an email in the hopes of getting him to just send me a voice memo talking about it, but no luck. Ah, well, at least I tried...

Yay, a Will Harris Random Roles, with someone who had a lot of interesting things to say!

Congrats on getting your letter published, Colonel!

Ok, but “GONNA” just sounds like the worst. Their request just seems so insulting and condescending for such a petty reason.