Nailed it 

American Fight Pickers, amirite?

Jesus Christ, has the poor woman not been through enough shit! A true warrior. 

THANK YOU. Jesus Christ—this is the fucking AVClub. Ostensibly we’re all here because we like this stuff. How this news inspires a pearl clutching “Who would be interested in watching such an insider-y film??” is beyond me. 

Don’t do meth, kids.  You know how I worry.

Absolutely true. However, it’s also completely fair to not want someone who is suffering from addiction to join you on stunts that can get you maimed or killed.

“It’s also unclear what the focus of the biopic would be.”

I’m guessing this kid is mocking his screenplays.

“Reading the article”!
You hear this fuckin’ guy?!

It’s amazing how often people will spout out some dumb comments without reading the article.

Well, she was an FBI agent.

My mom tried to stop me from becoming a highly successful narcotics and sex trafficker.

Nah. And I’m sure there are more instances like that behind the “straw that broke the camel’s back.”

Not really. If she didn’t support him, why should he support her?

I’ve won two nationwide Alan Partridge quizzes (and won £100 in the process - cashback!), so I think I’m at the very least a Partridge megafan. I’m Alan Partridge remains the gold standard in terms of iconic quotes and scenes that people still quote to this day, but I agree that the more nuanced Partridge of the…

Biz Markie and now Markie Post?

They did such a great job playing up her looks on Night Court but being very clever and funny rather than creepy about it, and she was a great sport for it too.

Portuguese director Manoel de Oliveira made a movie at 103. 

Gran Torino II: Road Trip to Mexico!

The Walt Disney Company—worth an estimated $122.18 billion—would like you to pay $6,000 to take a family of four to its new, immersive Star Wars hotel for two nights.