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Richard Burton—acclaimed Welshman, actor, twice ex-husband of Elizabeth Taylor, and world-class drunk—always said the one piece of stagecraft he was never able to master was to act like he was drunk.

Some consideration should be given to Richard E. Grant, who has played drunks (his most popular portrayal of one was in Withnail and I) despite having an allergy to alcohol. His epic “drunken” meltdown of “I’VE SEEN THE FUTURE, AND IT’S SAUCE! HAPPY NOW?!” from Posh Nosh still cracks me up to this day when I think…

The Skateboarder stands again, his body aches with the pain of a thousand falls. His body says “stop” but he says “NO”! He begins to roll on his wheeled board. She is a harsh mistress who brokers no compromise. She does not allow mistakes and she punishes them with pain.  But she is but one of the many bitches that…

there are stories around Hollywood about jerks (donald sutherland, faye dunaway) and there are stories around Hollywood about nice people (martin sheen, ron howard)

Damn.  LOVE him on this show.  

Here’s to a speed recovery!

As far as I can tell, the article does not answer the question posed by the title.

Why’d you have to go and make things complicated?

In the 90's Counting Crows was Dad Rock immediately. 

That is the threshold. There’s about a 2 second window of time to hide a drawn weapon outside of a guard/bodyguard/soldier suit before the NPCs realize. If they see you with a drawn pistol, or an illegal item (sniper rifle on back, kitchen knife outside of a chef disguise, an explosive, or a letter opener) you will…

There was something similar in the very first mission as I recall. Like you could clamber onto the roof, drop down onto your target’s balcony and crouch where you’d be hidden by the door as it opened, assassinate him, walk downstairs through an outside door to check for Father Vittorio, then just stroll on out.

Counterpoint: all of what you said is true, and the speedrunners are still impressive.

This is ADGQ 2022 for Hitman 3. Before we start let me introduce myself, I’m GuLe as commentator and our player here is... oh he’s done.

Eh, where’s the fun in that!?

Half the joy I find in stealth games comes from abusing the gaps in AI. It’s a feature, not a flaw. 

While I certainly have no knowledge of any behavior like this on his part, I DID work under Cohen for two movies in the 90's (Dragonheart and Daylight). He was a crude creep, and the allegations are not at all surprising.

Hitman Silent Assassin had a similar thing on one of the first missions. You had to kill some guy in a house near golf course, and if you did it just right you could snipe him on the balcony before he went inside and not have to worry about disguises or anything like that

They're both great but Blair Witch is just flat and dull and Death Note seemed to land with a giant "meh" (I haven't seen it). I hope he brings some of his You're Next / The Guest energy to this. 

The Guest is one of my favorite movies of the last decade. I’ve probably watched it 5 or 6 times now and I love every minute of it every time (and I have watched the barfight scene even more than that because its one of my go-to youtube clips when I need a smile).

What a shame that a talented writer will first and foremost be known for the blacklist controversy. The blacklist was one of the worst things in which Hollywood has ever been involved, and that’s really saying something. R.I.P.