The scene above was the one my brother and I quoted endlessly, when she gets the guys in the bus to sit down. “Zip yer lips, slap your butts to the seats and listen hard!” 

May she yell “Don’t move, dirtbag!” forever in eternity.

RIP

“He’s an intelligent moderate conservative”

The best dunk:

So they’re praising him for doing the bare minimum of not backing a coup. Like, he’s still backing shitty policies and has for the most part backed Trump’s shit in the past. But no, he gets a cookie for not wanting to outright overthrow the government.

It’s never not a good time to post Mom Jeans Mitt:

I’m not super into music or anything, but I think I can speak for the masses here...

Had the protesters been “Libtards,” half of them would’ve been arrested and/or shot by now. The Capitol Police is no different than your average police department.

Fun fact: if someone’s born without a butthole, surgeons can create one. Don’t think I’d recommend the reverse though...

“images of ninjas fighting dragons that are also ninjas tattooed on every inch of his skin”

It’s time for the first 2021 edition of Savage Nobody! The question column that will be taking YOUR answers from now on! Savage Nobody still plans to function as an advice column, but for this year I have also decided to add a question of the week feature, in order to explore the big questions of life that people who…

AV Club tells me “cancel culture” is not real; ContraPoints, a transwoman who routinely produces pieces far more insightful than anything I’ve seen at AV Club (outside of an occasional Teti or O’Neal piece, when they were things), describes the phenomenon and her experience of it, at length.

he joins a chorus of privileged public figures who have felt a need to speak out against this maligned “cancel culture”—which tends to actually consist of marginalized communities speaking out against sustained, systemic abuse

Fuck yeah!

Sadly, no. This is him on TV at 2 years old.

I avoided this article a few hours ago cos I completely missed the italics and thought this was another "games are art now" piece lol

I was always perplexed why it took so long for a system that was pentium x86 based, with Microsoft code running under the hood, to be emulated on PC. From what I gather, it’s due to several projects starting and stopping, with none getting far enough along to be of any real consequence.

Great. Now she’s a zombie. Thanks, 2020.

She was also pretty good in the new Perry Mason series.